bepeu:

things to take 

  • care 
  • it easy

princepoffin:

tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

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AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

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GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

this belongs in the beginning of the second deathnote opening

awwww-cute:

My how things have changed

awwww-cute:

My how things have changed

clefdefah:

OK, but did you guys ever seen japanese Gravity Falls???

durnesque-esque:

thepacificrimjob:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

in what realm would i need to make pasta for a horse

It’s for when you’re AS HUNGRY AS A HORSE

callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

condom:

damn

condom:

damn

grass10:

yaoi

grass10:

yaoi

I will never understand stuart little

terrifi8itch:

hesbirdme:

terrifi8itch:

LIke

in the book, 

the woman fucking gives birth to A MOUSE and the husband doesn’t divorce her

or get her exorcised or anything

but in the movie??

they choose a fucking mouse over a child at the adoption place???

like wtf ok how would you like to be a kid that wants a parent and see a fucking mouse get picked over your bitch ass 

this is ridiculous man im so angry

How…..how does she give birth to a mouse? Like….what the hell?

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did i stutter

drawkill:

I’ve always liked the whole theory of Gengar being Clefables shadow.

drawkill:

I’ve always liked the whole theory of Gengar being Clefables shadow.

sparklesmccheesy:

ittygittydiddynator:

iheichouguys:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

Important and vital

sparklesmccheesy:

ittygittydiddynator:

iheichouguys:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

Important and vital